Monday, April 27, 2009

Why I Have A Complex

I had just set Owen down in the exersaucer, when my toddler saunters up to me. Naked from the waist down, she stops, and turns her bottom toward me. She looks back at me, and then down at her bottom.

"I have a little butt."

I try not to smile.

"Yes, Irelynn. You have a little butt. Now go put some underwear on, please."

"You and Daddy have big butts. I have a little butt, and you guys have big butts."

Nothing like daily affirmations from the three-year-old.

3 comments:

  1. It just couldn't have been her tiny HANDS that she noticed, huh?! : )

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  2. Ha ha...nope. But, the good news is, she also informed us that we both have big heads, too...so at least we're proportionate.

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